








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
972 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,672 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 697 | 26% |
| Smokes | 540 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 774 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 661 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,547 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | Thomas | 55% | 77 |
| #3 | ๐๐๐ | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Frenzy | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Mujaffa | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Thomas | 55% | 77 |
| #3 | ๐๐๐ | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | Frenzy | 50% | 58 |
| #5 | Mujaffa | 43% | 60 |
| #6 | The Death | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 20 | 0.0135 |
| #2 | Mujaffa | 18 | 0.0154 |
| #3 | Frenzy | 9 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | The Death | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #5 | ๐๐๐ | 6 | 0.0180 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | 110 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #2 | Frenzy | 92 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | The Death | 80 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | Thomas | 41 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +5.62 | 78 | 21 |
| #2 | SpraY - Nypsen | +0.96 | 46 | 50 |
| #3 | ๐๐๐ | +0.95 | 36 | 36 |
| #4 | The Death | +0.07 | 54 | 39 |
| #5 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | -0.80 | 41 | 45 |





