








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,286 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1655 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1927 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1729 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 975 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,462 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 338 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraY - Nypsen | 58% | 66 |
| #2 | Thomas | 52% | 153 |
| #3 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 43% | 189 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 43% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | 49% | 55 |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 43% | 189 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 43% | 113 |
| #6 | The Death | 43% | 81 |
| #7 | Ian Hawke | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mujaffa | 52 | 0.0146 |
| #2 | Thomas | 35 | 0.0120 |
| #3 | SpraY - Nypsen | 22 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | 22 | 0.0205 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 12 | 0.0053 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenzy | 167 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #2 | Mujaffa | 166 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | The Death | 134 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | SpraY - Nypsen | 121 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Thomas | 95 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +5.66 | 81 | 27 |
| #2 | SpraY - Nypsen | +1.60 | 46 | 50 |
| #3 | 𝓞𝓝𝓘 | +0.62 | 50 | 32 |
| #4 | RøvogPat flyvespark Lars | +0.43 | 50 | 45 |
| #5 | The Death | +0.09 | 62 | 37 |





