








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 32 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2663 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 820 | 35% |
| Smokes | 649 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 598 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 303 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $502,042 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 814 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpraY - Nypsen | 55% | 77 |
| #2 | Mujaffa | 52% | 225 |
| #3 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | 52% | 153 |
| #4 | ๐๐๐ | 52% | 77 |
| #5 | Frenzy | 49% | 207 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mujaffa | 81 | 0.0190 |
| #2 | Frenzy | 32 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | ๐๐๐ | 26 | 0.0178 |
| #4 | SpraY - Nypsen | 23 | 0.0155 |
| #5 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | 20 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frenzy | 267 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | The Death | 265 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | 257 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mujaffa | 206 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #5 | SpraY - Nypsen | 154 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +5.77 | 80 | 25 |
| #2 | ๐๐๐ | +1.63 | 56 | 36 |
| #3 | The Death | +1.60 | 56 | 39 |
| #4 | SpraY - Nypsen | +0.65 | 46 | 53 |
| #5 | RรธvogPat flyvespark Lars | -0.65 | 48 | 48 |





