








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 399 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 688 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 77 matches | ||
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,756 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8594 | 20% |
| Smokes | 15183 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 10373 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8606 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,165,859 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1046 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 54% | 244 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | 52% | 268 |
| #3 | Dr. | 52% | 325 |
| #4 | Rigo | 49% | 108 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | 47% | 187 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Dr. | 52% | 325 |
| #4 | Rigo | 49% | 108 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | 47% | 187 |
| #6 | nCaw | Camyy | 46% | 332 |
| #7 | R3X_Games CSGOSKINS | 46% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. | 28 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | 23 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Rigo | 14 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 12 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | nCaw | Camyy | 7 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dr. | 1744 | 0.26 | 36 min |
| #2 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 1065 | 0.21 | 28 min |
| #3 | nCaw | Camyy | 606 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #4 | Gyuri bácsi | 580 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | Rigo | 269 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | +2.32 | 75 | 71 |
| #2 | Gyuri bácsi | +2.22 | 45 | 63 |
| #3 | xghostyx12 | +0.31 | 77 | 52 |
| #4 | Dr. | -0.68 | 35 | 56 |
| #5 | TerrorBunny | -2.45 | 21 | 50 |





