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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1013 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 794 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 80 matches | ||
| Wingman | 39 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




111 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9841 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,079 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10764 | 33% |
| Smokes | 8986 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8002 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5327 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,659,152 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6207 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...


| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 51% | 173 |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | 49% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 51% | 173 |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | 49% | 108 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | 6 | 0.0027 |

| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | 766 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | 183 | 0.08 | 4 min |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() ⚡ Zeus Maximus ⚡ | +2.16 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | xghostyx12 | +0.72 | 76 | 52 |
| #3 | ![]() Rigo | -0.11 | 53 | 48 |











