








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 448 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 339 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,295 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3039 | 11% |
| Smokes | 9325 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 8123 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 6808 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,776,429 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 133 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♛𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖 | 12 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | MaTu | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Øzzyyy666 | 6 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | xghostyx12 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | nCaw | Camyy | 5 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Øzzyyy666 | 447 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | Dr. | 261 | 0.25 | 6 min |
| #3 | KI EZ AZ Nber? | 230 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | Gyuri bácsi | 221 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | xghostyx12 | 200 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | white | +11.64 | 94 | 56 |
| #2 | ♛𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕖 | +5.96 | 87 | 58 |
| #3 | KI EZ AZ Nber? | +5.12 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Gyuri bácsi | +2.99 | 47 | 65 |
| #5 | nCaw | ..Mede | +2.50 | 77 | 71 |





