








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1155 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 808 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 131 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 124 matches | ||
| Wingman | 122 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10961 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,186 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20593 | 33% |
| Smokes | 22108 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 8078 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 12407 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,544,561 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 47% | 338 |
| #12 | xghostyx12 | 46% | 332 |
| #13 | nCaw | ..Mede | 46% | 200 |
| #14 | Dr. | 43% | 226 |
| #15 | nCaw | ♛ R1co ® | 38% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyuri bácsi | 61 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Mr.G | 16 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | xghostyx12 | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Dr. | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Bob Lee™ | 15 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gyuri bácsi | 1495 | 0.09 | 33 min |
| #2 | IFJ. VEZEKÉNYI LÁSZLÓ | 1006 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #3 | Dr. | 1005 | 0.21 | 22 min |
| #4 | nCaw | ..Mede | 629 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #5 | Mark Wallbang | 561 | 0.10 | 14 min |





