








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3030 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 287 matches | ||
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 89 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




76 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
13963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 67,284 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 24403 | 36% |
| Smokes | 11494 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 20214 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 11173 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,928,138 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 11682 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 67% | 88 |
| #2 | ariee | 60% | 88 |
| #3 | Yuki <3 | 57% | 82 |
| #4 | Ouppy want a bone | 56% | 87 |
| #5 | Katarina | 55% | 350 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katarina | 64 | 0.0094 |
| #2 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 28 | 0.0161 |
| #3 | hannah | 27 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | Ouppy want a bone | 25 | 0.0146 |
| #5 | ꕥ blossom ✧˚ · . | 21 | 0.0064 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Katarina | 588 | 0.09 | 14 min |
| #2 | hannah | 509 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #3 | Rapier | 400 | 0.07 | 12 min |
| #4 | gabe | 354 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | Yuki <3 | 222 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rapier | +5.15 | 77 | 57 |
| #2 | hannah | +4.66 | 79 | 49 |
| #3 | Yuki <3 | +3.26 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Katarina | +3.18 | 67 | 44 |
| #5 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | +2.16 | 70 | 58 |





