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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3959 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 62 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




133 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,172 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4662 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2036 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 4404 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5070 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,788,688 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2988 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ariee | 72% | 61 |
| #2 | Šakil oNil | 64% | 61 |
| #3 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 63% | 98 |
| #4 | Ouppy want a bone | 62% | 194 |
| #5 | Yuki <3 | 61% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ouppy want a bone | 70 | 0.0202 |
| #2 | hannah | 60 | 0.0168 |
| #3 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 44 | 0.0228 |
| #4 | Rudnoc | 29 | 0.0168 |
| #5 | ꕥ blossom ✧˚ · . | 28 | 0.0095 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Faye ~ ♡ :3 | 1842 | 0.27 | 44 min |
| #2 | hannah | 730 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #3 | Ouppy want a bone | 323 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | 303 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #5 | ΛDZアズАдз | 288 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yuki <3 | +4.03 | 68 | 66 |
| #2 | samoluwu | +3.44 | 89 | 63 |
| #3 | YIFFPEEK mooncat | +3.42 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Katarina | +3.10 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | hannah | +2.70 | 71 | 47 |





