








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 77 matches | ||
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6295 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,370 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4165 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4617 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5335 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6253 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,576,685 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 624 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | hhavu | 55% | 49 |
| #9 | SINI♡ | 54% | 103 |
| #10 | руки вверх | 54% | 161 |
| #11 | Frieren | 53% | 70 |
| #12 | lol | 48% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | руки вверх | 30 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Frieren | 15 | 0.0127 |
| #3 | hhavu | 5 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | crisu | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #5 | Hinttiina | 5 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qks | Bloodycase.com | 386 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #2 | lol | 269 | 0.30 | 9 min |
| #3 | Blizhazard | 248 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #4 | SINI♡ | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | mälläri (: | 214 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | +2.44 | 64 | 64 |
| #2 | qks | Bloodycase.com | +1.55 | 72 | 63 |
| #3 | mälläri (: | +1.40 | 81 | 56 |
| #4 | lol | +1.22 | 78 | 83 |
| #5 | Frieren | +0.98 | 65 | 40 |





