








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 164 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 103 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




199 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6155 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,260 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3597 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3858 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4710 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5095 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $841,837 of utility $60 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1394 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hinttiina | 547 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #2 | Happyhippo53 | 372 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #3 | Fet | 158 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kemin Keisari | 115 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla | 77 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | +3.97 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | руки вверх | +1.84 | 59 | 44 |
| #3 | Kemin Keisari | -1.15 | 44 | 44 |
| #4 | Hinttiina | -2.23 | 34 | 48 |
| #5 | Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla Yalla | -2.48 | 34 | 37 |





