








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
778 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,866 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 539 | 29% |
| Smokes | 444 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 486 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 397 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,498 of utility $174 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 287 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lkay- | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | Happyhippo53 | 53% | 70 |
| #3 | F0XI3 | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | 16 yo talent ikeys | 44% | 25 |
| #5 | spirdoo | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | 133 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #2 | F0XI3 | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #3 | Lkay- | 22 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #4 | spirdoo | 21 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| #5 | 16 yo talent ikeys | 18 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happyhippo53 | +4.47 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Frieren | +1.41 | 69 | 45 |
| #3 | Lkay- | -0.09 | 59 | 42 |
| #4 | F0XI3 | -0.28 | 63 | 44 |
| #5 | spirdoo | -0.92 | 49 | 38 |





