








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1139 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Faceit | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 82 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3905 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,907 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6387 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5962 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4936 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 5622 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,574,897 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 456 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hhavu | 59% | 83 |
| #2 | crisu | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | Happyhippo53 | 56% | 73 |
| #4 | Kapybara | 55% | 105 |
| #5 | SINI♡ | 54% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | SINI♡ | 54% | 54 |
| #6 | teb | 53% | 156 |
| #7 | frs | 51% | 149 |
| #8 | qks | Bloodycase.com | 51% | 154 |
| #9 | Hepo | 49% | 162 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | teb | 13 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | crisu | 9 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Hepo | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | qks | Bloodycase.com | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | hhavu | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qks | Bloodycase.com | 471 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #2 | frs | 426 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kapybara | 348 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | hhavu | 323 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | teb | 276 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kapybara | +2.15 | 66 | 74 |
| #2 | qks | Bloodycase.com | +1.44 | 78 | 67 |
| #3 | teb | +1.41 | 80 | 65 |
| #4 | hhavu | +0.75 | 65 | 79 |
| #5 | Happyhippo53 | +0.55 | 59 | 70 |





