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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1376 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,093 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 521 | 17% |
| Smokes | 634 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1231 | 40% |
| Molotovs | 707 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $895,912 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 148 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimi | 237 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | jari | 215 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Actual_SleBe | 166 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | ARSKA :D | 154 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | markku | 121 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | +6.25 | 72 | 63 |
| #2 | rat | +3.53 | 23 | 53 |
| #3 | Actual_SleBe | +2.58 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | jimi | +2.44 | 52 | 34 |
| #5 | lakritsix | +1.99 | 44 | 54 |





