








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1966 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Wingman | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 106 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2667 | 36% |
| Smokes | 975 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 2574 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1211 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,606,061 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2412 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | 46% | 89 |
| #2 | fuuze | 45% | 44 |
| #3 | Actual_SleBe | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 43% | 143 |
| #5 | Vedu | 43% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Actual_SleBe | 45% | 129 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 43% | 143 |
| #5 | Vedu | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | markku | 41% | 61 |
| #7 | jari | 34% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Actual_SleBe | 19 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | Marjatta | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Vedu | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | jari | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | fuuze | 5 | 0.0059 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Actual_SleBe | 362 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | ARSKA :D | 300 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #3 | jari | 220 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | markku | 116 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Vedu | 101 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | +4.21 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | +1.75 | 55 | 65 |
| #3 | jimi | +0.89 | 48 | 35 |
| #4 | fuuze | +0.71 | 65 | 46 |
| #5 | Vedu | -1.90 | 58 | 24 |





