








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 95 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1941 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2590 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3163 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2871 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1903 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $612,039 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | 53% | 137 |
| #2 | markku | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Vedu | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | jimi | 45% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | markku | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Vedu | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 45% | 66 |
| #5 | jimi | 45% | 129 |
| #6 | jari | 40% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimi | 10 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | ARSKA :D | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Vedu | 2 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | jari | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | 482 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | jimi | 241 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | jari | 108 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | markku | 34 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | Marjatta | 19 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | +4.11 | 66 | 62 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | +1.51 | 53 | 64 |
| #3 | jimi | +0.19 | 46 | 37 |
| #4 | Vedu | -3.49 | 51 | 20 |
| #5 | Marjatta | -4.46 | 36 | 27 |





