








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 523 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1050 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,433 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 23% |
| Smokes | 492 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 231 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 383 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $603,040 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | 62% | 13 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | 46% | 26 |
| #3 | Marjatta | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | jari | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | jimi | 43% | 141 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | 46% | 26 |
| #3 | Marjatta | 43% | 37 |
| #4 | jari | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | jimi | 43% | 141 |
| #6 | markku | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimi | 8 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | 5 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Marjatta | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jimi | 190 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | 97 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | markku | 50 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | ARSKA :D | 45 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | jari | 18 | 0.06 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | +4.17 | 64 | 70 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | +2.37 | 49 | 67 |
| #3 | jimi | +1.19 | 43 | 33 |
| #4 | Vedu | -1.69 | 57 | 24 |
| #5 | Marjatta | -3.12 | 36 | 19 |





