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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 294 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1468 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,635 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1976 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1097 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1253 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1309 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,533 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | markku | 47% | 118 |
| #2 | Vedu | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | Marjatta | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Actual_SleBe | 40% | 48 |
| #5 | ARSKA :D | 38% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Vedu | 43% | 14 |
| #3 | Marjatta | 42% | 91 |
| #4 | Actual_SleBe | 40% | 48 |
| #5 | ARSKA :D | 38% | 93 |
| #6 | jimi | 34% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | markku | 5 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | jimi | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Actual_SleBe | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | Marjatta | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | ARSKA :D | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | 296 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | markku | 221 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | jimi | 158 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Actual_SleBe | 148 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Marjatta | 41 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ARSKA :D | +5.22 | 67 | 61 |
| #2 | Actual_SleBe | +2.02 | 61 | 64 |
| #3 | jimi | +1.83 | 47 | 35 |
| #4 | Vedu | +1.51 | 57 | 29 |
| #5 | Marjatta | -2.08 | 40 | 24 |





