








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 5 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 129 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2110 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,673 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3900 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2939 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1992 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2842 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $331,598 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 277 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mrshmlw- | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | getrektyshka | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | BOB | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | dolph | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Dome Rock | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | getrektyshka | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | BOB | 53% | 17 |
| #4 | dolph | 50% | 38 |
| #5 | Dome Rock | 47% | 15 |
| #6 | Willis | 46% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | getrektyshka | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | dolph | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | mrshmlw- | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dolph | 257 | 0.33 | 7 min |
| #2 | mrshmlw- | 92 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dome Rock | 71 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | getrektyshka | 44 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | BOB | 43 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dome Rock | +2.16 | 61 | 79 |
| #2 | dolph | +1.58 | 77 | 81 |
| #3 | BOB | +1.25 | 88 | 59 |
| #4 | Willis | +1.17 | 88 | 68 |
| #5 | getrektyshka | +0.21 | 85 | 68 |





