








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 491 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
846 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,164 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 547 | 47% |
| Smokes | 182 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 213 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 222 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $604,206 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | [Easy] Player | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | johannemanne | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | kusho. | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | Sniper | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | johannemanne | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | kusho. | 48% | 112 |
| #5 | Sniper | 44% | 41 |
| #6 | ost | 43% | 40 |
| #7 | MindFlower | 37% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusho. | 39 | 0.0204 |
| #2 | ost | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Sniper | 2 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | [Easy] Player | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | MindFlower | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ost | 155 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #2 | kusho. | 122 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | [Easy] Player | 74 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | K1NG | 60 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | MindFlower | 32 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | +4.43 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | kusho. | +3.16 | 61 | 13 |
| #3 | ost | +1.03 | 66 | 61 |
| #4 | johannemanne | +0.68 | 35 | 17 |
| #5 | [Easy] Player | +0.39 | 33 | 51 |





