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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
518 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 61 | 15% |
| Smokes | 73 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 147 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 115 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $148,614 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusho. | 58% | 19 |
| #2 | ost | 50% | 24 |
| #3 | Ar5ena1_dk | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | K1NG | 41% | 32 |
| #5 | Sniper | 38% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sniper | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | K1NG | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #3 | kusho. | 5 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Ar5ena1_dk | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | ost | 2 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 156 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | ost | 72 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #3 | MindFlower | 65 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | [Easy] Player | 54 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #5 | kusho. | 33 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusho. | +4.30 | 48 | 25 |
| #2 | K1NG | +3.24 | 64 | 48 |
| #3 | ost | +1.81 | 67 | 61 |
| #4 | johannemanne | -0.13 | 37 | 15 |
| #5 | MindFlower | -0.45 | 14 | 25 |





