








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1386 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,730 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1274 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1548 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 305 | 8% |
| Molotovs | 603 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,249,936 of utility $173 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 43% | 37 |
| #2 | ost | 40% | 35 |
| #3 | kusho. | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | Ar5ena1_dk | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | johannemanne | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | kusho. | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | Ar5ena1_dk | 37% | 30 |
| #5 | johannemanne | 35% | 52 |
| #6 | Sniper | 32% | 72 |
| #7 | [Easy] Player | 26% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Sniper | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | ost | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Ar5ena1_dk | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | kusho. | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | 189 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #2 | ost | 101 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | [Easy] Player | 85 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | kusho. | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Ar5ena1_dk | 27 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | +3.52 | 64 | 48 |
| #2 | kusho. | +3.15 | 57 | 25 |
| #3 | ost | +1.38 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | MindFlower | -1.55 | 15 | 33 |
| #5 | johannemanne | -1.60 | 37 | 18 |





