








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 169 matches | ||
| Wingman | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2523 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,662 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4237 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2451 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2162 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1812 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $638,333 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 810 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ar5ena1_dk | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | kusho. | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | K1NG | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | MindFlower | 26% | 34 |
| #5 | Sniper | 21% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ar5ena1_dk | 51% | 37 |
| #2 | kusho. | 48% | 126 |
| #3 | K1NG | 38% | 26 |
| #4 | MindFlower | 26% | 34 |
| #5 | Sniper | 21% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusho. | 21 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Ar5ena1_dk | 9 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | MindFlower | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Sniper | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | K1NG | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kusho. | 179 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | K1NG | 116 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | MindFlower | 42 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ar5ena1_dk | 36 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #5 | Sniper | 4 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1NG | +3.38 | 63 | 47 |
| #2 | kusho. | +0.18 | 54 | 20 |
| #3 | [Easy] Player | -0.05 | 28 | 54 |
| #4 | MindFlower | -1.52 | 16 | 34 |
| #5 | Ar5ena1_dk | -3.67 | 7 | 8 |





