








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 135 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 107 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




124 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4549 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,557 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1367 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1834 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 787 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 569 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $838,841 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yapin | 61% | 56 |
| #2 | matiiseek | 47% | 73 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 40% | 163 |
| #4 | 猫パンチ | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | 유지 | 36% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 猫パンチ | 39% | 23 |
| #5 | 유지 | 36% | 28 |
| #6 | chell | 35% | 23 |
| #7 | BIG | 32% | 44 |
| #8 | MrMirCool ツ | 24% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 40 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | matiiseek | 16 | 0.0104 |
| #3 | BIG | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | yapin | 5 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 4 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 477 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | yapin | 221 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | matiiseek | 190 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | MrMirCool ツ | 170 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #5 | 유지 | 111 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yapin | +2.91 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | Fossyy | +1.80 | 83 | 52 |
| #3 | s | +1.61 | 84 | 25 |
| #4 | matiiseek | +0.02 | 83 | 34 |
| #5 | 猫パンチ | -1.00 | 74 | 41 |





