








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1595 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 524 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




151 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8684 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,044 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5295 | 26% |
| Smokes | 4215 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4851 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 5683 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,936,227 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3340 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 猫パンチ | 48% | 79 |
| #2 | chell | 47% | 81 |
| #3 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 44% | 70 |
| #4 | s | 40% | 163 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 40% | 123 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | s | 40% | 163 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 40% | 123 |
| #6 | matiiseek | 39% | 108 |
| #7 | BIG | 36% | 149 |
| #8 | 유지 | 32% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s | 89 | 0.0272 |
| #2 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 36 | 0.0256 |
| #3 | matiiseek | 29 | 0.0136 |
| #4 | BIG | 24 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 14 | 0.0058 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MrMirCool ツ | 532 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #2 | s | 475 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | matiiseek | 273 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | BIG | 218 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | 유지 | 204 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | +2.95 | 86 | 52 |
| #2 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | +2.05 | 46 | 26 |
| #3 | s | +1.72 | 84 | 17 |
| #4 | matiiseek | +0.82 | 78 | 29 |
| #5 | chell | -0.57 | 44 | 19 |





