








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 75 matches | ||
| Wingman | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3766 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2446 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1929 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2417 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2139 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $602,719 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 468 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | s | 47% | 73 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 39% | 108 |
| #4 | BIG | 36% | 70 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 33% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | s | 47% | 73 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 39% | 108 |
| #4 | BIG | 36% | 70 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 33% | 27 |
| #6 | 유지 | 22% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s | 26 | 0.0169 |
| #2 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 21 | 0.0176 |
| #3 | Fossyy | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | BIG | 11 | 0.0081 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 355 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #2 | s | 182 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | BIG | 163 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | 161 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 159 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | +2.13 | 86 | 51 |
| #2 | s | +1.88 | 83 | 29 |
| #3 | matiiseek | +1.74 | 82 | 41 |
| #4 | c1hhjjjjj77777 | +1.05 | 53 | 36 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | -1.61 | 32 | 65 |





