








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3951 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5341 | 43% |
| Smokes | 2213 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 2847 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2083 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,406,831 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 猫パンチ | 55% | 33 |
| #2 | blarvis | 54% | 39 |
| #3 | M0nesy | 53% | 32 |
| #4 | ₩ olf | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | UnHoly42 | 46% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ₩ olf | 52% | 31 |
| #5 | UnHoly42 | 46% | 79 |
| #6 | Fossyy | 32% | 57 |
| #7 | BIG | 31% | 55 |
| #8 | MrMirCool ツ | 21% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 17 | 0.0151 |
| #2 | BIG | 8 | 0.0073 |
| #3 | 猫パンチ | 6 | 0.0103 |
| #4 | M0nesy | 4 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | MrMirCool ツ | 4 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | 175 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | MrMirCool ツ | 152 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | UnHoly42 | 142 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | BIG | 142 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | blarvis | 59 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fossyy | +3.04 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | 猫パンチ | +2.06 | 71 | 50 |
| #3 | UnHoly42 | +0.54 | 56 | 55 |
| #4 | blarvis | +0.30 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | M0nesy | +0.29 | 62 | 24 |





