








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 729 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5368 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,394 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7860 | 34% |
| Smokes | 6513 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3944 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5077 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $966,522 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1849 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maze | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | s | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | chell | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | m0zart | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | 堂島の龍 | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maze | 64% | 33 |
| #2 | s | 61% | 56 |
| #3 | chell | 56% | 25 |
| #4 | m0zart | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | 堂島の龍 | 50% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s | 11 | 0.0095 |
| #2 | Maze | 3 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | m0zart | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | 堂島の龍 | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | chell | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maze | 105 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | m0zart | 42 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | 堂島の龍 | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | s | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | chell | 10 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yapin | +4.03 | 70 | 75 |
| #2 | s | +2.39 | 81 | 27 |
| #3 | Maze | +0.96 | 76 | 63 |
| #4 | chell | -0.42 | 42 | 20 |
| #5 | 堂島の龍 | -1.73 | 23 | 47 |





