








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1028 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 388 matches | ||
| Premier | 100 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6000 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6899 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3995 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 4567 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3066 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,226,876 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1253 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foloxis | 85% | 39 |
| #2 | GochX | 67% | 42 |
| #3 | RxRen | 58% | 161 |
| #4 | SeanKo | 57% | 327 |
| #5 | crash | 57% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SeanKo | 57% | 327 |
| #5 | crash | 57% | 94 |
| #6 | kakashi | 57% | 298 |
| #7 | c00per | 52% | 207 |
| #8 | D1mensioN | 50% | 212 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | 29 | 0.0075 |
| #2 | kakashi | 19 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | D1mensioN | 16 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | SeanKo | 15 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | RxRen | 9 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeanKo | 984 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | c00per | 570 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | kakashi | 462 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #4 | RxRen | 263 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | GochX | 120 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | +2.40 | 83 | 53 |
| #2 | GochX | +2.18 | 71 | 46 |
| #3 | kakashi | +2.18 | 71 | 48 |
| #4 | RxRen | +1.55 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | the_potatoman__ | +0.68 | 68 | 62 |





