








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 224 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3140 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2817 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3258 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2457 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2186 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $665,085 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | crash | 57% | 86 |
| #6 | kakashi | 57% | 202 |
| #7 | c00per | 57% | 171 |
| #8 | she1by | 56% | 32 |
| #9 | D1mensioN | 52% | 143 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | 19 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | kakashi | 14 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | SeanKo | 8 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | the_potatoman__ | 7 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | D1mensioN | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HalleluYah | +11.12 | 93 | 24 |
| #2 | kakashi | +2.16 | 74 | 47 |
| #3 | c00per | +2.13 | 86 | 49 |
| #4 | RxRen | +1.68 | 69 | 61 |
| #5 | the_potatoman__ | +0.23 | 68 | 63 |





