








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2049 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 702 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10691 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,315 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12369 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5232 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 9937 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 5777 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,014,971 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1386 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Foloxis | 75% | 69 |
| #2 | GochX | 68% | 81 |
| #3 | the_potatoman__ | 57% | 327 |
| #4 | RxRen | 57% | 183 |
| #5 | crash | 57% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RxRen | 57% | 183 |
| #5 | crash | 57% | 113 |
| #6 | c00per | 54% | 254 |
| #7 | kakashi | 53% | 309 |
| #8 | D1mensioN | 50% | 238 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | 40 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | the_potatoman__ | 26 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | kakashi | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | D1mensioN | 12 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | RxRen | 11 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | the_potatoman__ | 943 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | c00per | 669 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | kakashi | 482 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | RxRen | 270 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | GochX | 184 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GochX | +3.45 | 74 | 36 |
| #2 | kakashi | +2.61 | 72 | 49 |
| #3 | c00per | +2.55 | 83 | 49 |
| #4 | SeanKo | +1.47 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | RxRen | +1.44 | 70 | 59 |





