








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 452 matches | ||
| Premier | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6707 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,926 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4031 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3942 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3133 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3820 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,560,438 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1390 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | crash | 57% | 118 |
| #5 | c00per | 53% | 259 |
| #6 | SeanKo | 53% | 309 |
| #7 | D1mensioN | 48% | 236 |
| #8 | she1by | 45% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | 48 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | the_potatoman__ | 20 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | D1mensioN | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | SeanKo | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | she1by | 13 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeanKo | 928 | 0.16 | 23 min |
| #2 | the_potatoman__ | 918 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #3 | c00per | 708 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #4 | RxRen | 317 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | she1by | 153 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kakashi | +2.23 | 72 | 47 |
| #2 | RxRen | +1.49 | 70 | 62 |
| #3 | c00per | +1.44 | 85 | 45 |
| #4 | the_potatoman__ | +0.89 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | she1by | -0.35 | 61 | 50 |





