








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 112 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1640 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 74 | 3% |
| Smokes | 524 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 825 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 1114 | 44% |
Our logs show you have wasted $346,084 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 69 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HalleluYah | 80% | 10 |
| #2 | the_potatoman__ | 57% | 94 |
| #3 | RxRen | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | kakashi | 57% | 118 |
| #5 | SeanKo | 57% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | c00per | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | D1mensioN | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | SeanKo | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | kakashi | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | the_potatoman__ | 4 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SeanKo | 339 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | c00per | 286 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | the_potatoman__ | 252 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | kakashi | 166 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | RxRen | 155 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HalleluYah | +12.90 | 93 | 35 |
| #2 | c00per | +2.93 | 86 | 46 |
| #3 | kakashi | +2.46 | 74 | 49 |
| #4 | RxRen | +1.45 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | the_potatoman__ | +0.75 | 63 | 62 |





