








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 185 matches | ||
| Premier | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2546 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,297 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2838 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2299 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1607 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2553 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $806,801 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eNZY ✪ | 78% | 51 |
| #2 | MorkaN | 74% | 19 |
| #3 | RapTo | 72% | 43 |
| #4 | chr1s | 68% | 75 |
| #5 | LikeSarin | 67% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Lavash | 63% | 19 |
| #8 | shiine | 61% | 18 |
| #9 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | 58% | 19 |
| #10 | Kurako | 47% | 17 |
| #11 | Zera | 44% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kurako | 2 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | skippo | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | RapTo | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippo | 324 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | chr1s | 115 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #3 | LikeSarin | 105 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | eNZY ✪ | 96 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | MorkaN | 78 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | shiine | +2.16 | 76 | 69 |
| #2 | RapTo | +1.49 | 89 | 70 |
| #3 | monsieur Cloudio | +1.30 | 81 | 60 |
| #4 | LikeSarin | +1.18 | 88 | 64 |
| #5 | chr1s | +1.12 | 83 | 57 |





