








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 274 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2982 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,578 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2698 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3017 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2470 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3393 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $919,723 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monsieur Cloudio | 78% | 51 |
| #2 | gambe | 73% | 26 |
| #3 | Lowlita | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | -jhN | 65% | 17 |
| #5 | pinkiilein | 61% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | JC_H | 57% | 96 |
| #11 | skippo | 56% | 232 |
| #12 | LαzyΩ | 53% | 38 |
| #13 | F18 | 52% | 23 |
| #14 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | 48% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F18 | 4 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippo | 1041 | 0.20 | 27 min |
| #2 | chr1s | 388 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #3 | LikeSarin | 350 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #4 | monsieur Cloudio | 226 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | JC_H | 206 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | F18 | +2.65 | 93 | 60 |
| #2 | monsieur Cloudio | +2.10 | 86 | 63 |
| #3 | LikeSarin | +1.29 | 87 | 65 |
| #4 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | +0.86 | 86 | 62 |
| #5 | chr1s | +0.63 | 81 | 63 |





