








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1361 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 716 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 131 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9194 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,137 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4942 | 20% |
| Smokes | 6592 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7046 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 6557 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,393,461 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 550 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monsieur Cloudio | 67% | 98 |
| #2 | -jhN | 66% | 38 |
| #3 | gambe | 63% | 41 |
| #4 | eNHaeL | 62% | 55 |
| #5 | F18 | 59% | 79 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | chr1s | 57% | 282 |
| #10 | twitch.tv/failycs | 56% | 75 |
| #11 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | 55% | 83 |
| #12 | skippo | 55% | 534 |
| #13 | Iko | 53% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eNZY ✪ | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | skippo | 1 | 0.0001 |
| #3 | LαzyΩ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | eNHaeL | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skippo | 2291 | 0.20 | 59 min |
| #2 | chr1s | 513 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #3 | eNZY ✪ | 477 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #4 | LαzyΩ | 373 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #5 | JC_H | 367 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | monsieur Cloudio | +1.46 | 84 | 60 |
| #2 | F18 | +1.44 | 88 | 63 |
| #3 | LikeSarin | +1.24 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | breezyyLLLLLLLLL | +0.96 | 84 | 66 |
| #5 | gambe | +0.52 | 86 | 62 |





