








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 187 matches | ||
| Faceit | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3149 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2229 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 3303 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2322 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $804,482 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 926 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOuz4 | 59% | 22 |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 57% | 21 |
| #3 | Zaps21 | 54% | 142 |
| #4 | K3vin | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Muumipapa | 52% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Zaps21 | 54% | 142 |
| #4 | K3vin | 53% | 19 |
| #5 | Muumipapa | 52% | 25 |
| #6 | β±₯ππΟ
β‘ | 46% | 39 |
| #7 | puupakk | 42% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaps21 | 21 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | β±₯ππΟ
β‘ | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Muumipapa | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | mOuz4 | 2 | 0.0042 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zaps21 | 184 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #2 | puupakk | 108 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #3 | Muumipapa | 73 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | mOuz4 | 73 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | 45 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mOuz4 | +3.20 | 66 | 54 |
| #2 | puupakk | +0.93 | 49 | 88 |
| #3 | PROXC | +0.85 | 65 | 63 |
| #4 | Zaps21 | +0.75 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | β‘ ππΏπͺ β‘ | +0.70 | 79 | 34 |





