








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 483 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 95 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1838 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,002 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1358 | 45% |
| Smokes | 397 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 740 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 507 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $270,667 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 409 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SubOptimal ( ◉o◉)⊃ ☆ | 334 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #2 | Morty | 192 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | YN | 116 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | I’m Buns ♥ | 92 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I’m Buns ♥ | +2.31 | 60 | 40 |
| #2 | Trash Kermit™ | +1.51 | 68 | 45 |
| #3 | Morty | +0.88 | 55 | 36 |
| #4 | SubOptimal ( ◉o◉)⊃ ☆ | +0.66 | 64 | 49 |
| #5 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | +0.27 | 48 | 43 |





