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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 376 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




105 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5565 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,679 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8174 | 42% |
| Smokes | 5667 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3521 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2317 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,629,483 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4278 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | 50% | 151 |
| #2 | Morty | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | YN | 47% | 348 |
| #4 | I’m Buns ♥ | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | Trash Kermit™ | 45% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | 50% | 151 |
| #2 | Morty | 47% | 74 |
| #3 | YN | 47% | 348 |
| #4 | I’m Buns ♥ | 45% | 128 |
| #5 | Trash Kermit™ | 45% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YN | 63 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | I’m Buns ♥ | 35 | 0.0144 |
| #3 | Trash Kermit™ | 25 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | 23 | 0.0075 |
| #5 | Morty | 18 | 0.0122 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | YN | 705 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | I’m Buns ♥ | 312 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | 243 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | Trash Kermit™ | 240 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #5 | Morty | 135 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I’m Buns ♥ | +1.67 | 53 | 43 |
| #2 | SubOptimal ( ◉o◉)⊃ ☆ | +1.11 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | Morty | +1.06 | 53 | 33 |
| #4 | Trash Kermit™ | +0.97 | 70 | 45 |
| #5 | Shrimp Mega Supreme Beef Burger | +0.53 | 43 | 42 |





