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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,676 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5748 | 34% |
| Smokes | 5096 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1603 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 4229 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,921,083 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | 鮎 | 55% | 56 |
| #12 | k4GURA | 53% | 79 |
| #13 | JUOだよ | 53% | 112 |
| #14 | tokafski | 53% | 38 |
| #15 | ボット Lillie | 52% | 117 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | k4GURA | 3 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | JUOだよ | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desho | 1042 | 0.24 | 29 min |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | 657 | 0.28 | 16 min |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | 572 | 0.21 | 13 min |
| #4 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 459 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #5 | こあくおん | 264 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | +3.94 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | +2.73 | 83 | 73 |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | +2.56 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | taka. | +2.46 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | desho | +1.97 | 56 | 76 |





