








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2140 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 838 matches | ||
| Faceit | 677 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18614 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 88,157 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 23686 | 27% |
| Smokes | 28066 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 13059 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 23346 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,357,589 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | 61% | 267 |
| #2 | XxSOUTAxX | 58% | 209 |
| #3 | ボット Lillie | 57% | 641 |
| #4 | ぶーじー | 56% | 199 |
| #5 | aruna | 56% | 258 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | XxSOUTAxX | 58% | 209 |
| #3 | ボット Lillie | 57% | 641 |
| #4 | ぶーじー | 56% | 199 |
| #5 | aruna | 56% | 258 |
| #6 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 56% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 34 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | aruna | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | XxSOUTAxX | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 4 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | ぶーじー | 3 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 2580 | 0.20 | 69 min |
| #2 | XxSOUTAxX | 1097 | 0.26 | 25 min |
| #3 | aruna | 667 | 0.12 | 16 min |
| #4 | ぶーじー | 645 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | こあくおん | 560 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | +3.69 | 80 | 67 |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | +1.69 | 78 | 68 |
| #3 | XxSOUTAxX | +0.77 | 76 | 60 |
| #4 | desho | +0.75 | 58 | 75 |
| #5 | aruna | +0.43 | 63 | 49 |





