








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 959 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 88 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3240 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3224 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1507 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3132 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,696,687 of utility $228 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 8 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | taka. | 66% | 29 |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | 64% | 66 |
| #4 | BitË | 62% | 29 |
| #5 | ぶーじー | 59% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ボット Lillie | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | XxSOUTAxX | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | LEo | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Kenny | 2 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | desho | 805 | 0.23 | 23 min |
| #2 | XxSOUTAxX | 715 | 0.26 | 15 min |
| #3 | ボット Lillie | 614 | 0.29 | 15 min |
| #4 | Escape from VALORANT | 289 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Kenny | 214 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | こあくおん | +3.97 | 81 | 68 |
| #2 | ボット Lillie | +3.22 | 84 | 73 |
| #3 | desho | +2.01 | 57 | 76 |
| #4 | Escape from VALORANT | +1.99 | 79 | 67 |
| #5 | LEo | +1.98 | 46 | 62 |





