








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1050 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 203 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 177 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,059 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3695 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1955 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2557 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,445,661 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Escape from VALORANT | 71% | 38 |
| #2 | こあくおん | 60% | 40 |
| #3 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 56% | 55 |
| #4 | k4GURA | 55% | 89 |
| #5 | XxSOUTAxX | 53% | 112 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XxSOUTAxX | 821 | 0.38 | 19 min |
| #2 | BitË | 596 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #3 | desho | 348 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #4 | ボット Lillie | 297 | 0.31 | 7 min |
| #5 | [FaKe]ZIFU | 233 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HibitanZ | +8.99 | 93 | 50 |
| #2 | こあくおん | +4.86 | 82 | 70 |
| #3 | Escape from VALORANT | +3.98 | 83 | 57 |
| #4 | ボット Lillie | +3.71 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | desho | +3.22 | 64 | 73 |





