








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1156 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,108 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 716 | 23% |
| Smokes | 516 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 964 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 912 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $175,430 of utility $70 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PP-Bizon | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | UncannyPlayer12 | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | Spyro | 70% | 27 |
| #4 | jean | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | JustAPlayer | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Dreg | 59% | 29 |
| #7 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 57% | 67 |
| #8 | Nightowl5244 | 47% | 19 |
| #9 | GATS | 42% | 33 |
| #10 | Spice` | 39% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 8 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Dreg | 8 | 0.0134 |
| #3 | GATS | 6 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | jean | 3 | 0.0108 |
| #5 | Spyro | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spyro | 174 | 0.31 | 4 min |
| #2 | Dreg | 155 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #3 | GATS | 107 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | JustAPlayer | 72 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 59 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spyro | +5.74 | 83 | 74 |
| #2 | Dreg | +3.56 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | jean | +3.27 | 87 | 60 |
| #4 | JustAPlayer | +2.06 | 86 | 60 |
| #5 | Rockin' & Rollin' | +0.85 | 71 | 52 |





