








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 50 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2239 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1827 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1658 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1304 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $405,801 of utility $110 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 238 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nightowl5244 | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | -Fazer- | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | Spice` | 64% | 11 |
| #4 | White Wolf -G. City- | 49% | 55 |
| #5 | Dreg | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 7 | 0.0118 |
| #2 | Dreg | 6 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | White Wolf -G. City- | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Sometimes Spray? | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | UncannyPlayer12 | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreg | 110 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sometimes Spray? | 69 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #3 | White Wolf -G. City- | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | UncannyPlayer12 | 30 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | Rockin' & Rollin' | 24 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dreg | +3.71 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Sometimes Spray? | +3.42 | 89 | 59 |
| #3 | GATS | +2.34 | 76 | 65 |
| #4 | Rockin' & Rollin' | +0.41 | 70 | 48 |
| #5 | UncannyPlayer12 | -1.32 | 44 | 48 |





