








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 391 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 232 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,982 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1244 | 25% |
| Smokes | 893 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 1352 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1493 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,350,014 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 227 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bender | 54% | 24 |
| #2 | LT.DuckyV2 | 47% | 15 |
| #3 | Oceana | 44% | 61 |
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 42% | 161 |
| #5 | Toxichope | 41% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 42% | 161 |
| #5 | Toxichope | 41% | 34 |
| #6 | rycepeterson | 41% | 98 |
| #7 | ONE † | 40% | 45 |
| #8 | Global 308 | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 17 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | rycepeterson | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Oceana | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Toxichope | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | LT.DuckyV2 | 2 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 308 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | rycepeterson | 301 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | ONE † | 128 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Toxichope | 81 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | Oceana | 37 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxichope | +2.19 | 59 | 53 |
| #2 | ONE † | +0.79 | 47 | 50 |
| #3 | bender | +0.54 | 67 | 51 |
| #4 | LT.DuckyV2 | +0.22 | 77 | 26 |
| #5 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | +0.09 | 56 | 61 |





