








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 459 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3777 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,336 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4398 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5686 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4388 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3864 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,499,403 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 161 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LT.DuckyV2 | 57% | 68 |
| #2 | 5OK Tone | 54% | 37 |
| #3 | Toxichope | 51% | 138 |
| #4 | Global 308 | 50% | 66 |
| #5 | Oceana | 50% | 169 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Oceana | 50% | 169 |
| #6 | bender | 49% | 43 |
| #7 | rycepeterson | 47% | 293 |
| #8 | ONE † | 45% | 40 |
| #9 | Kjo132 | 42% | 161 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rycepeterson | 22 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | 5OK Tone | 8 | 0.0113 |
| #3 | Kjo132 | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Oceana | 6 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Toxichope | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rycepeterson | 824 | 0.13 | 19 min |
| #2 | Toxichope | 224 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kjo132 | 156 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #4 | ONE † | 120 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Oceana | 116 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxichope | +1.98 | 61 | 55 |
| #2 | LT.DuckyV2 | +0.85 | 69 | 32 |
| #3 | 5OK Tone | +0.17 | 50 | 23 |
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | +0.12 | 59 | 61 |
| #5 | ONE † | -0.26 | 46 | 45 |





