








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 394 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 346 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5253 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5350 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3623 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3748 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $862,423 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 115 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LT.DuckyV2 | 57% | 56 |
| #2 | Toxichope | 53% | 118 |
| #3 | 5OK Tone | 50% | 28 |
| #4 | Oceana | 49% | 131 |
| #5 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 47% | 293 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Oceana | 49% | 131 |
| #5 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 47% | 293 |
| #6 | bender | 47% | 43 |
| #7 | Global 308 | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | Kjo132 | 41% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 40 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | Oceana | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | 5OK Tone | 5 | 0.0094 |
| #4 | Toxichope | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Kjo132 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 508 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | Toxichope | 197 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Oceana | 97 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | Kjo132 | 93 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | bender | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxichope | +1.99 | 62 | 55 |
| #2 | LT.DuckyV2 | +1.20 | 66 | 31 |
| #3 | 5OK Tone | +0.40 | 54 | 23 |
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | -0.27 | 58 | 61 |
| #5 | Oceana | -0.29 | 52 | 30 |





