








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1573 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,540 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1288 | 28% |
| Smokes | 958 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 804 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1490 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $454,331 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 78 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zebes | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | LT.DuckyV2 | 56% | 18 |
| #3 | Global 308 | 56% | 27 |
| #4 | bender | 55% | 40 |
| #5 | rycepeterson | 53% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 17 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | rycepeterson | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | Oceana | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | bender | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Kjo132 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Toxichope | +1.89 | 60 | 54 |
| #2 | LT.DuckyV2 | +0.25 | 72 | 33 |
| #3 | rycepeterson | -0.18 | 43 | 68 |
| #4 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | -0.28 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | 5OK Tone | -1.09 | 50 | 27 |





