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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,426 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 403 | 28% |
| Smokes | 141 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 544 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 338 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,612 of utility $301 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LT.DuckyV2 | 80% | 5 |
| #2 | Oceana | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Toxichope | 55% | 40 |
| #4 | Kjo132 | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | chillman1048 | 50% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | chillman1048 | 50% | 18 |
| #6 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 49% | 43 |
| #7 | rycepeterson | 47% | 43 |
| #8 | smalltownamerican | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | Global 308 | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 9 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | rycepeterson | 8 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Kjo132 | 2 | 0.0042 |
| #4 | Toxichope | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rycepeterson | 127 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | Toxichope | 71 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #3 | 🆁🅴🅵🅻🅴🆇 Gettin_ | 67 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Kjo132 | 29 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | smalltownamerican | 19 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LT.DuckyV2 | +3.92 | 65 | 55 |
| #2 | smalltownamerican | +3.52 | 57 | 52 |
| #3 | Toxichope | +1.88 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | rycepeterson | +1.02 | 49 | 68 |
| #5 | Global 308 | +0.22 | 47 | 47 |





